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I just beefed with a 15 year old (Am I the problem?)

 Good morning to my readers. I know I have been MIA but I am currently in Mexico building up some lore for you all.  Trips are just so exhausting in themselves, we all know this. Today I have reached the crashout phase of my journey. It definitely has something to do with the alcohol (especially the wine idk why but I keep drinking it) the hours and hours of sun, and trying to make sure I eat enough during the day (I miss American food so bad) that has added up to my beef with a 15 year old girl on vacation with her family this morning.  It all started with Geekma and I going down to retrieve our daily omelettes. We get in line with the rest of the people and begin to wait. Suddenly, this bitch cuts in front of us to be with her friend or sister or something in line. In front of the entire line, but most importantly Sydney and I. Like I said, I have gotten to the point where i don’t gaf anymore. So I ask her if she was gonna get in line. She replies and says “well yeah i’...
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Beef with John Green's twin, Unofficial, Oak Park

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 Hi blog! How I have missed you all, my beautiful readers. I am writing to you from the glorious Bevier Hall, home of my propaganda class. You all might be wondering if I ever pay full attention to class. The answer is no.  What a weekend it was. Truly one of the greats. It all started Friday. First and foremost, I helped Daniel lock in on his midterm that was due at 5pm that day. Yes, I am as kind and humble as you all may be thinking. I am thinking he definitely got an A. Then, Dan, his roomies and I all attended the Illinois v. Purdue game. We were all sitting together, but then this couple decided to split Dan and I from the rest of the group. But we made friends with the people next to us. Dan and I decided that maybe we weren't having such a good time, and decided to leave after the half. But nothing can cure the blues like a couple hotdogs, beers, and shooters. After that we were having a great time. And added bonus, Illinois won the game. So lit.  I now have some ...
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There is a random bruise on my leg and It really hurts

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 Good morning readers,  Yes it is true. There is a giant knot on my left leg that hurts so bad. Not sure where that came from, but my entire leg is in severe pain. Now, I am writing to you all from my Thursday 9:30 AM class with Colleen King, "Broadcast and TV writing." This class is so cake because I've already been doing everything she is teaching for almost two years now. But that's not the point. It has come to my attention (thank you Daniel) that I banged the same knee multiple times last night at Legends. I was unaware. Don't know when I lost consciousness. It was somewhere between my 3rd Long Island and the shot of patron we took with Ashley. (Ashley, if you're reading this, love you girl.) Anyways, I am really hungry. And I woke up still drunk this morning. Does everyone in my class know I am severely hungover? Is the liquor seeping out of my pores...? Should have gotten a snack with my crisp Diet Coke when I went into Circle K before class. I made a s...
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I Had Mcdonald's Breakfast This Morning

 Good morning! I usually beef with my professor Colleen, but today was a really quick class and we were out early enough to get Mcdonald's breakfast. This is totally awesome because I never get to have it. Like ever. If any of you are wondering what I got, it was a bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a hash brown and orange juice.  I am now in my VR class which I have not been to in a week. (Partly because I had issues with GSR and he also canceled one day.) I got a message from my prof in canvas like 10 minutes before I had to go and I thought it was canceled but in reality he just said it might be delayed. Today we are starting to 3D scan objects. I honestly thought I would be way more into this class but I often find myself just indifferent to the content. But my professor is a really cool dude. He was sick with the flu on Thursday, and he just announced to the class, "I live! But barely." He also said that this is a reminder that the flu is the OG, and not to mess with ...
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Rush Triangle

 Good evening my 5 readers.  This weekend was so good! No online beef to speak on tonight. Just wanted to pop in and say hello.  Lot's of things happening, but I have no complaints. I am eating my leftover Mexican food and listening to Grace talk on her zoom for her class. Grace, you're killing it girl. Sydney just came in from her AAF meeting so Geekma and Goonma are accounted for and there's nothing better than that.  I took a little trip back to the VC yesterday to hang with my mom, and even ended up getting to share a few beers with my dad. He suddenly always has Mich Ultra bottles in the house. I don't know yet if he is copying my flow or if he just wants to make sure my favorite beer is available in the house, but I will take it either way.  I also got to have dinner and drinks with Isabel and Hannah. Of course we had La Potasina. I don't know what kind of liquor they're putting in those drinks, but I was feeling it after one. We then went to Izzy's an...
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Online beef

 Greetings readers, 2 posts in one day. I'm sure you all are very gleeful. I am currently sitting in my propaganda class and my MacBook is on 9 percent. I usually could charge it but this guy has taken my seat two days in a row. Like you know I fucking sit there every class dude. Actually pissing me off. I'm watching him use ChatGPT for his assignment right now. Maybe I should report him to the school for this bullshit he wanted to pull on me. Now I have to get up to charge my Mac and that's just so humbling to do. Now my computer's on 7 percent. I am supposed to have an exam in this class next Thursday. Luckily it's online so hopefully I can make it out ok. I bet the guy who stole my seat will use ChatGPT. What a lazy piece of shit. I guess I should leave for class earlier but cmon who wants to go to a 3:30 PM class dude. Not me. There's also a guy sitting behind me who keeps trying to read what I'm typing in my blog. If you wanna read it just ask for the l...
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Rylee's Truth

 I think my life is too boring to blog and I don't even think blogging is a thing anymore  but Dan wanted me to do it and I like to write so why not. Hi readers (it's probably no one.) What's up. I have had a pretty eventful couple of days. Drove ten hours total, witnessed a girl-fight, went drink for drink with my best friend's dad at the bar, stepped on chicken tenders with my bare foot, and cried in my car for two hours when I finally got home. You guys might be thinking: that's a lot of stuff for one girl to handle. I agree with you. And I think my bad luck kinda comes all at once and then I have a pretty consistent good few weeks after the shit show.  I'm not going to bore you with too much details, because it might be essay length and who really wants to sit and read that much about someone else's life. I'm just convinced people blog because it is the equivalent of a diary, and I think writing in a diary is a lot harder than typing out your problem...
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